Let's Limmerick

[I Rime]

I knew a boy who was never quite ready,
and his character sometimes unsteady,
cause he was often a mess,
I have to confess,
we called this boy Huricane Eddie!

If you put up a hand to your ear,
and odd noises you surely do hear,
don't be confused,
be simply amused,
It's just Noah playing his music with cheer!

[bored bored bored]

I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day,
But it starts with bad news I'd have to say,
Your mom's a old crack-whore
Because the guy she claims is your dad is a bore,
Go find her, she works on the bay.

[I see dead things]

I got a friend with dead things on his walls,
and though his room's decor often appalls,
Charmston and Carl, we say,
creep us out, in a way,
but I guess they're better than big blow up dolls.

[Not an EEB major]

A paper on mud turtles I'll present
Is so boring I've made barely a dent
Mud turtles, made dry,
Stay quite still or they die.
For killing one the writers should repent.