A Crazy Concoction of Cuss Words

[Adriana]

As Tracey and I sat freezing our proverbial balls off on a tiny boat in the middle of Raritan Bay today, we could not find a strong enough vocabulary with which to discuss our extreme and almost dibilitating level of discomfort. The thought occured to me that if you are one of those people who swear like a sailor (i.e. me) the usual cuss words lose their effectiveness quickly. I would therefore like suggestions on how to bring my swearing up to an entirely new level....

Some things we found to be effective today were as follows:
1. "Cunt, it's cold"
2. "Slimly ho bag, I'm freezing my ass off"
3. "Mother-fucking Titti-Twister, get me off this balls-foresaken boat"

Please post with other suggestions for the next time I need to express myself.

[Eddie]

On a related note, when referring to cold weather I always liked the phrase:
"It's cold enough to freeze 'em [balls] off a brass monkey"

[blahblah]

I personally prefer mumbling incoherently with a jumble of cuss words that do not necessarily go together, but get the point across efficiently enough. Also, when all else fails, hit someone, trust me it works.